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  • Re: Smoking

    From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to All on Thu Jun 13 07:09:00 2024
    Two hookers were talking on a street corner.

    One of them asked "Do you smoke when you finish?"

    The other one said "I don't know, I never looked."




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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to Tiny on Thu Jun 13 07:10:00 2024
    Tiny wrote to The Lizard Master <=-

    I've been doing this for years as well. In fact having a club soda
    now. It does fool me into thinking I'm not missing out.

    I drank tonic waters in clubs with lime and didn't miss the gin - it's
    still a favorite drink of mine.



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  • From DaiTengu@VERT/ENSEMBLE to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Jun 15 16:06:50 2024
    Re: Re: Smoking
    By: poindexter FORTRAN to All on Thu Jun 13 2024 07:09 am

    Two hookers were talking on a street corner.

    One of them asked "Do you smoke when you finish?"

    The other one said "I don't know, I never looked."


    reminds me of one of my favorite taglines:


    ... If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

    DaiTengu

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  • From Wes Thomas@VERT/RICKSBBS to phigan on Sun Jun 16 06:39:19 2024
    Re: Smoking
    By: phigan to Tiny on Tue Jun 11 2024 05:53 am

    Re: Smoking
    By: Tiny to MRO on Tue Jun 11 2024 06:25 am

    Yes it does. Even when they come in from outside after smoking the cheap native "bag o' smokes".

    Ugh, I had a buddy that smoked cloves all the time. I actually had to air ou my clothes even when I'd ONLY been in the same room with him, not even aroun when smoking or anything.

    clove cigarettes taste nice but i never thought of how it made those around me smell. now i will rethink that.

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  • From MRO@VERT/BBSESINF to Wes Thomas on Sun Jun 16 19:36:41 2024
    Re: Smoking
    By: Wes Thomas to phigan on Sun Jun 16 2024 06:39 am

    Re: Smoking
    By: phigan to Tiny on Tue Jun 11 2024 05:53 am

    Re: Smoking
    By: Tiny to MRO on Tue Jun 11 2024 06:25 am

    Yes it does. Even when they come in from outside after smoking the cheap native "bag o' smokes".

    Ugh, I had a buddy that smoked cloves all the time. I actually had to air ou my clothes even when I'd ONLY been in the same room with him, not even aroun when smoking or anything.

    clove cigarettes taste nice but i never thought of how it made those around me smell. now i will rethink that.

    ugh. i hate the smell of cloves. i used to use clove oil to put down sick fish. ---
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  • From Weatherman@VERT/TLCBBS to DaiTengu on Mon Jun 24 09:15:00 2024
    DaiTengu wrote to poindexter FORTRAN <=-

    The other one said "I don't know, I never looked."


    reminds me of one of my favorite taglines:


    ... If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

    If you smoke after sex, use more lube.


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